Welcome to the lobby, user. You can relax on those benches over there, but be careful, I hear there are sockpuppets lurking in the vents above. Snacks are to the right by the window. We serve whale sashimi, raw trout (also used for slapping), muffins, and slow cooked vandals. Some pancakes are also inside the fridge over in the corner. Microwave them if you want. If the microwave still works that is. The stairs leading to the library are to your left. Rest here as long as you wish.©

This thread has been created specifically for people to blow off steam, chill, and do anything. Almost all rules do not apply here. No cussing is really the only main rule. Anything seen in this thread should not be taken seriously.

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Glossary for Lobby terms:

Trout-Official Symbol for the Lobby. Used to slap users.

Trout War-A conflict involving multiple users within the lobby.